Are you happy?
I was.

Are you sisters?
Yes.

Bond. James Bond.
Off. Piss off.

Do you come here often?
Not if you do.

Do you know what I am?
A eunuch?

Ever wanted to deflower a virgin?
Nope.

Go on, don't be shy: ask me out.
OK, get out.

Got a light?
Yes thanks.

Hello.
Goodbye.

I love your hair.
Which one?

Is it hot in here or is it just you?
It's hot.

Kiss me.
You'll have to drug me first.

Mind if I take your picture?
Where to?

Please take-a seat.
Where to?

Queuing is so boring, don't you find?
It is now.

Shall we go and see a film?
I've seen it.

Um, hello.
Oscar Wilde, I presume?

What sign were you born under?
'No entry'.

What's the biggest problem in your life?
Look in a mirror.

What's your birthstone?
Breezeblock.

What's your favourite film?
Kodak.

What's your favourite flower?
Self-raising.

What's your favourite French dish?
Eric Cantona.

When I'm with you I feel like a real man.
So do I.

Why not be original and say yes?
No.

'Yes' is my favourite word. What's yours?
No.

You look like a model.
No, I'm real.

Your face or mine?
His.

You're cute.
My cute what?

You're irresistible.
You're resistible.

You've got great boobs.
So have you.